Does the government need a mastectomy?

The government has grown very large hooters and the Dems and Libs really love these guys for admiring and suckling. But there is a big tumor in one of them. So you have to operate and CUT. But its OK, now the US can take 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt contest. Pardon the Planned Parenthood/Womens Health Metaphor...